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- Gordon Pritchard (a.k.a. gordo)
- Formerly Print Quality Marketing Manager for eleven years at Creo/Kodak. Presented at print technical conferences, trained printers and buyers regarding print quality issues in Europe, N. America, and S.E. Asia. Articles published in trade journals, co-authored TAGA paper on halftone screening, authored BRIDG's guide to halftone screening. Previously Technical Director of Western Canada's largest commercial sheetfed shop. For several years Professor of Digital Graphic Design at Emily Carr University. Former Creative Director at McCann Ericksson Vancouver. Currently looking for opportunities related to the subjects covered in this blog. Contact me at: pritchardgordon @ gmail (dot) com.
Past Topics - but not every topic covered is listed here.
- AM/XM Screening (27)
- Color alignment (41)
- Color tolerancing (9)
- competition (35)
- DMaxx (1)
- dot gain (12)
- Dot Shapes (5)
- FM screening (21)
- GCR (10)
- Ghosts (2)
- grey balance (6)
- Grey Levels (1)
- Grrrrrrrrrrr (5)
- Halftone Screening (36)
- Hi-Fi color (5)
- Ink (14)
- ink saving (10)
- Ink Sequence (4)
- Investments (13)
- jpeg (3)
- Loupes (2)
- lpi/dpi (5)
- Metamerism (1)
- Misc. (44)
- Moiré (8)
- Optical Brightners (6)
- Pantone (11)
- Paper (3)
- Print 09 (8)
- print buyer (15)
- printing press (35)
- Profit (6)
- proofing (9)
- quality (99)
- RE:Print (11)
- Registration (3)
- Reseparation for ink saving (9)
- Rosettes (4)
- Scanning (4)
- Screen angles (5)
- SID (8)
- Spot color (11)
- Success (64)
- Supplied art (24)
- TVI (10)
- UCR (2)
- Vendors (10)
- Wayback View (35)
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A very linear thought .... Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaa! ;-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Italy
Marcolino
And don't forget the one about the explorer in the jungle. He reaches a vast swamp and has to get across. There is no time to around it. And a big sign saying "beware of crocodiles", how does he get across? He jumps in and swims across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.
ReplyDeletehaha. I've heard they've asked high school students those same series of questions and also 5 year olds.
ReplyDeleteWhen High School students are asked about the giraffe in refridgerator, they say, "It's not possible the Giraffe is too big."
The five years old say,"Get a really big fridge".
Five year olds probably would have better luck in that interview. ha ha.
- You cut the giraffe up first. Simply trying to put it in the fridge shows a tendency to act without thinking and failing to see even the most obvious problems.
ReplyDelete- Even cutting the elephant up won't allow it to fit in the fridge. So burn it.
- The bugs will spiral into the centre. Actually, if the bug turns to walk to the bug on its right, then that bug is now directly in front and there is no bug on its right. So you just end up with a bunch of confused spinning bugs.
- Assuming they mean all real numbers between 1 and 100 then the sum is infinite.
- Clearly if the company never cuts down trees then it has no profit. Assuming the age of a tree stops being counted when it dies then that is the most profitable time to cut it down.